Words by Lucas Giglio

For your viewing pleasure… A Minute With Lucas, Part II.

Thanks Jamie! 

You know what my favorite book is? The Bible getting burned!

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Here, make yourself useless…

You wanna watch United 93? I’ve never seen it, but I can tell you one thing… they all die at the end man!

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I’m the party maniac. I like to get drunk and high and get my ass kicked along the way maybe… nah, idk

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I hate this Jersey Shore shit like… fuckin’… whats her name? Like, Pancakes or Missy or something…

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Okay, so I think I am buzzin’ out right now cause I can’t even think of Obama’s last name right now…

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Why do old people wear them bigass black shades?

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Why do all old people have big asses?

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