July 2012
1 post
19 tags
March 2012
5 posts
“You know what my favorite book is? The Bible getting burned!”
“Here, make yourself useless…”
“You wanna watch United 93? I’ve never seen it, but I can tell you one...”
“I’m the party maniac. I like to get drunk and high and get my ass kicked...”
February 2012
27 posts
“I hate this Jersey Shore shit like… fuckin’… whats her name?...”
“Okay, so I think I am buzzin’ out right now cause I can’t even think...”
“Why do old people wear them bigass black shades?”
“Why do all old people have big asses?”
“I remember one time i was so drunk that i thought baked beans taste like vodka!”
“I spanked his ass and it felt like jelly and biscuits!”
“John’s text… Little watermelon text or some shit…”
“big ass hamburger ass”
“Like some young meat, like some Fresh Prince of Bel Air meat… or some shit”
“get your lil jockey strap ass outta my face!”
“Yeah but I have fuckin’ money, not crumb shit. I have money, not no honey...”
“I ain’t trying to become like the 2nd member of the fuckin’…...”
“yeah, i passed out as soon as you thought I was ‘video-ing out’ or...”
– *in response to John saying “You totally passed out, I got it on video!”*
“get your fatass beer legs off of me!”
“Who wrote that again? Judd Appetizer?”
“It’d be messed up if while Jesus was on the cross, the two nails that were...”
“Spilt my burrito all over your floor… splattered, like a human being off...”
11 tags
“please… check out what I made”
– *Lucas drops his ceramic face*
12 tags
“I take that as a question mark. You’re the Riddler and I’m Batman....”
16 tags
14 tags
“John, why do some babies look like a big ol pile of chewed up bubble gum? like,...”
10 tags
“I thought it was illegal for women to be in NASCAR.”
15 tags
“Don’t talk to me or I’ll throw up.”
12 tags
“I know for a fact I’m goin’ to heaven. I know deep down I’m a...”
13 tags
“I’m not even sayin anything… but uh, its all good you know,...”
11 tags
“P.O.L.I.C.E. Punks… of. Lethal. Enforcement..”
9 tags
“I like to fuck shit up dude. My bad. I been fuckin’ shit up for the longest...”
