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Thu, 12 Jul 2012 03:38:32 -0400

For your viewing pleasure… A Minute With Lucas, Part...

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 02:08:42 -0400

For your viewing pleasure… A Minute With Lucas, Part II.

Thanks Jamie!

"You know what my favorite book is? The Bible getting burned!"

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 05:06:54 -0500

“You know what my favorite book is? The Bible getting burned!”

"Here, make yourself useless…"

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 05:02:58 -0500

“Here, make yourself useless…”

"You wanna watch United 93? I’ve never seen it, but I can tell you one thing… they all..."

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 05:00:48 -0500

“You wanna watch United 93? I’ve never seen it, but I can tell you one thing… they all die at the end man!”

"I’m the party maniac. I like to get drunk and high and get my ass kicked along the way..."

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 05:00:08 -0500

“I’m the party maniac. I like to get drunk and high and get my ass kicked along the way maybe… nah, idk””

"I hate this Jersey Shore shit like… fuckin’… whats her name? Like, Pancakes or..."

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 07:56:32 -0500

“I hate this Jersey Shore shit like… fuckin’… whats her name? Like, Pancakes or Missy or something…”

"Okay, so I think I am buzzin’ out right now cause I can’t even think of Obama’s..."

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 10:22:50 -0500

“Okay, so I think I am buzzin’ out right now cause I can’t even think of Obama’s last name right now…”

"Why do old people wear them bigass black shades?"

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 10:21:44 -0500

“Why do old people wear them bigass black shades?”

"Why do all old people have big asses?"

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 10:21:13 -0500

“Why do all old people have big asses?”

"I remember one time i was so drunk that i thought baked beans taste like vodka!"

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 10:20:04 -0500

“I remember one time i was so drunk that i thought baked beans taste like vodka!”

"I spanked his ass and it felt like jelly and biscuits!"

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 10:14:00 -0500

“I spanked his ass and it felt like jelly and biscuits!”

"John’s text… Little watermelon text or some shit…"

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 10:11:10 -0500

“John’s text… Little watermelon text or some shit…”

"big ass hamburger ass"

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 10:10:36 -0500

““big ass hamburger ass””

"Like some young meat, like some Fresh Prince of Bel Air meat… or some shit"

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 10:08:07 -0500

“Like some young meat, like some Fresh Prince of Bel Air meat… or some shit”

"get your lil jockey strap ass outta my face!"

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 10:07:00 -0500

“get your lil jockey strap ass outta my face!”

"Yeah but I have fuckin’ money, not crumb shit. I have money, not no honey smack shit!"

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 10:04:29 -0500

“Yeah but I have fuckin’ money, not crumb shit. I have money, not no honey smack shit!”

"I ain’t trying to become like the 2nd member of the fuckin’… 22nd Titanic"

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 10:02:00 -0500

“I ain’t trying to become like the 2nd member of the fuckin’… 22nd Titanic”

"yeah, i passed out as soon as you thought I was ‘video-ing out’ or whatever."

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 10:01:01 -0500

“yeah, i passed out as soon as you thought I was ‘video-ing out’ or whatever.”

- *in response to John saying “You totally passed out, I got it on video!”*

"get your fatass beer legs off of me!"

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 09:57:42 -0500

“get your fatass beer legs off of me!”